This blog is for anyone interested in daily make up advice.
me tryna see the blood moon
Neil Gaiman (via observando)
Former Disneyland mermaid, Edie, shares what it was like to don a tail and swim in the happiest place on earth:
Being a professional mermaid for Walt was nothing to take lightly. The Productions Department measured us from hip to toe for neoprene tails, complete with large flukes, and green starfish bras. We were taught to slither into the Submarine Lagoon from a hidden chamber and dolphin kick underwater to magically surface in the center of the pool. There we sat on a rock and untangled our hair with immense blue and yellow plastic combs, and plucked ersatz lyres.We worked in shifts of two, and traded off hourly.
Each time a submarine passed, we dove underwater to frolic about, hang upside down by spinning our tails, and to wave at curious faces plastered against the portholes. With practice we learned to smile without emitting bubble screens that would distort our faces into repulsive creatures from the deep. For all this we were paid $1.85 an hour - a whopping net of $59.55 each week.
LET ME BE YOU
OMG THAT IS SO AMAZING AND JUST QOI4AUFSHJDI
OMG OMG OMG I WOULD DO THAT FOR FREE! DREAM FUCKING JOB RIGHT THERE
honestly that would be so perfect just imagine
GUYS I JUST WANNA BE A FUCKING MERMAID
Do any of you realize her tone didn’t spend that happy or am i cray
Tom Bodett (via observando)
girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji
Makin’ my way thru the hood,
wish a nigga would,
I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!
It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.
Courtney Love (via fuckedonxanax)