floozys:

*starts to type out reply to rude ass person who commented on my post*

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mishasminions:

Monica: Chanandler Bong. Come on! We steal that TV Guide every week!



aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend



(Source: vaporwave98)



missiletoes:


"oh he so hungry, yeah he want two phở"

missiletoes:

"oh he so hungry, yeah he want two phở"

(Source: epithelia)




shootforthe-m-o-o-n:

I’m not oKAY

(Source: notesfromearth)




What he was thinking

(Source: labyrinthing)



(Source: buttsandbongss)




britneyinventions:

I just love how facetiously she says this.

(Source: ericovsky)



tortillas:


wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

(Source: wildthingsandrippedjeans)




johnhogandlittlemartin:

I am flower child now. Get over it, mom.



duloxetine:


 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)




ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet



xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 




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