in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
A Makeup Secret That Will Save You Hundreds (never buy wipes again!)
Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.
Girl me too. Me TOO. #Ferguson #NMOS14
I love this
Now that’s a sign to take to a protest. Right on, fight on.
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
"you only post selfies to get attention"
there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie