current mood: oprah running on hot coals
hes not even down on one knee. he’s down on both knees with those cheep ass weed socks and converse shoes this girl needs to love herself
- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Someone-elsies: when someone else takes a picture of you.
why has no one made a hella accurate hogwarts vacation summer camp for teens/adults yet with the acceptance letters and the WANDS AND ROBES and the sorting and the common rooms and the classes anD QUIDDITCH and house points???? /?
this is 2014, i have rights
Tati-Ana Mercedes (via opaqueglitter)
i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what
She is not “my girl.”
She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.
How much more blessed can I be?
This is one of the most freeing statements I have seen in a while
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
I looked at him and thought. I would not mind sunday mornings with him.